TYGER'S DIARY OCTOBER 7, 1999

Grrrrreetings everyone! Here's an interesting little piece of information donated to us by WolfgangVon Schnauzer from The Pet Vine. I hope you enjoy it!

Everything I Need To Know, I Learned From My Cat
by WolfgangVon Schnauzer

* Life is hard, then you nap.
* Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.
* When in doubt, cop an attitude.
* Variety is the spice of life: one day ignore people, the next day annoy them.
* Climb your way to the top--that's why drapes are there.
* Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone's face.
* Find your place in the sun--especially if it happens to be on that nice pile of warm, clean laundry.
* Make your mark in the world--or at least spray in each corner.
* When eating out think nothing of sending back your meal twenty or thirty times
* If you're not receiving enough attention, try knocking over several expensive antique lamps.
* Always give generously--a small bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, "I care."
* When you go out into the world, remember: being placed on a pedestal is a right, not a privilege.

That's it for this time. See you next week!
Purring,
TygerStar079