THE WEEKLY HOWL DECEMBER 28, 1999
Happy New Millennium 2000 everyone! My mistress received this wonderful dog-lovers' joke in the mail. I thought I would share it with you. I don't know who wrote it. But I thought you'd enjoy reading it!
"How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?"
Golden Retriever:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb? Border Collie:
Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Dachshund:
You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
Toy Poodle:
I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Rottweiler:
Make me.
Shi-tzu:
Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . . .
Lab:
Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I? (Is this really me?!?)
Malamute:
Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Jack Russell Terrier:
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Cocker Spaniel:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Doberman Pinscher:
While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
Mastiff:
Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Chihuahua:
Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Irish Wolfhound:
Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover....
Pointer:
I see it, there it is, there it is, right there........
Greyhound:
It isn't moving. Who cares?
Australian Shepherd:
First I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
Old English Sheep Dog:
Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?
Westie:
Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs, I am not one of THEM, so the question is: how long will it be before I can expect my light?
Hound Dog:
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz
There you have it! This New Year's Eve my family and I will be celebrating in style. We're having our own private pizza party at our house. We'll be ringing in the New Millennium watching the ball drop in New York City on tv. I can't wait to see that. Hope the Millennium Bug doesn't get us! Till next time, Happy New Year everyone and I'll see you here next year!
Your Faithful Friend,
Brownie
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